The Horrors Of Mispronunciation, Part 5
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JANUARY 2, 2012
Customer: “Do you have any fecal heart monitors?”
Me: “Uh…what?”
Customer: “You know, to hear the baby while it’s still in the womb?”
Me: “That would be a fetal heart monitor. Right this way…”
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PHARMACY | RELATED | DECEMBER 17, 2011
(A mother has her sick three-year-old with her. She needs help finding medicine.)
Me: “What symptoms are you trying to treat?”
Mother: “Well, her nose…and, um, her eyes, uh… Hang on.”
(The customer digs in her purse and pulls out a photo.)
Mother: “Here’s a picture of what my daughter normally looks like, and look at her now. She’s really sick. What do you recommend?”
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