He Needs An Injection Of Brain Cells
Current Events, Friends, Health & Body, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Stupid, USA | Healthy | April 14, 2022
My friend is a bit of a moron. He’s not a bad person, and he’s not an anti-vaxxer, but he legitimately didn’t seem to think that getting vaccinated was important until all his coworkers started getting sick with the latest variant of a particular contagious illness.
As soon as the third coworker where he works caught [illness], [Coworker] scheduled an appointment to get vaccinated, but he could only find one three and a half weeks out.
Sadly, he tested positive himself four days before the appointment. This absolute moron of a man decided to go and get vaccinated while currently sick with the illness, despite my efforts to convince him to wait, because, and I quote:
Friend: “I ain’t waiting another three and a half weeks. I’m ready to do it now, and I’m gonna get ‘er done.”
He was in the emergency room the next day; the vaccine had made his symptoms worse. He spent two weeks in the hospital.
About two weeks after that, he tested negative for the illness. He’d been testing every two or three days. He told me:
Friend: “Oh, good thing. I got my second dose of the vaccine yesterday.”
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