Check Comes With A Teleportation Fee
Illinois, Medical Office, USA | Healthy | October 26, 2017
(We get requests from companies requesting medical charts. We charge a fee to print and mail them. Charts are only mailed after receiving payment.)
Caller: “Hi, I’m calling from [Company] regarding the 25 chart review.”
Me: “Yes?”
Caller: “I was just wondering if you received the check yet?”
Me: *thinking maybe it came in today’s mail, which we hadn’t gotten yet* “When did you mail it?”
Caller: “Today.”
Me: “…then, no. We didn’t get it yet.”
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Suddenly Anti-Antibiotic
Canada, Montreal, Pharmacy, Quebec | Healthy | October 26, 2017
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to fill this prescription, please.”
Me: “Very well, I’ll need your birthdate.”
Customer: “[Birthdate]. Hurry up, please.”
Me: “Any known allergies?”
Customer: “What? No! Look, it’s not my first time taking these pills. Just give it to me.”
Me: *taken aback* “Okay, sir, you may go in the waiting room.”
(A few minutes later the pharmacist explains the treatment to the customer.)
Pharmacist: “So, those pills are penicillin combined with another antibiotic—”
Customer: “Penicillin? What? I can’t take this! I’m deathly allergic to penicillin!”
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