Should Have Stayed Clear Of The Bottle
Coffee Shop | Right | June 11, 2013
(I work in a little cafe near my friend’s dojo. She often comes by after practice. A shifty looking man enters, approaches the counter, and pulls a knife.)
Robber: “Empty the f****** till.”
(I start to do so. I see my friend approaching through the window. It’s a cold day, so she’s wearing a hoody with her judo jacket over the top. I try and get her attention.)
Robber: “Hurry the f*** up!”
(I drop some money under the counter in my fear. I bend down to pick it up. The man rests his knife hand on the counter, and leans over to make sure I’m not phoning the police.)
My Friend: “Everything okay?”
Me: “Yeah… just… getting this man his change.”
(My voice is shaking. She can tell something is up. She crosses to the fridge cabinet.)
My Friend: “Oh, you’ve still got [brand drink]. It comes in a glass bottle! Just what I need after practice!”
(She comes up behind the man and, without warning, slams the bottle down on the hand holding the knife. She slams hard enough to shatter the bottle. He screams, dropping the knife. He grabs for it with his other hand, but she wraps one arm around his throat and puts the broken bottle to the underside of his chin.)
My Friend: “Don’t even think about it.”
(I call the police, and the robber is arrested. My friend is warned about using excessive force, and given a lifetime supply of free drinks by my manager.)
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