If You’re Gonna Be Off, Be Waaaay Off
AUTO SHOP, STUPID, USA | RIGHT | APRIL 20, 2008
(A customer calls on the phone.)
Me: “Hello, how can I help?”
Customer: “I need an air filter for my car.”
Me: “Okay, sir, what is the model of your car?”
Customer: “It’s red.”
Me: “Okay, so it is red, but what car model is it? Is it a ford or a fiat?”
Customer: “It’s sort of big and red.”
Me: “…I think you should come round to the store and show us the car you need the filter for.”
Customer: “Are you saying I’m wrong? The customer is always right!”
Me: “No, sir. I’m not saying you are wrong…”
(After this, he hung up and parked his BLUE Audi outside the shop and said it was for that car.)
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