Assault And Battery
COMPUTER REPAIR, MASSACHUSETTS, STUPID, TECHNOLOGY, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 3, 2010
Customer: “Hi, I think I have a problem with my computer. I tried fixing it myself, but now it’s just not booting at all. I’d like to have it backed up, too, while you’re at it, because I run a business and I can’t afford to lose anything.”
(The next day, I call the customer.)
Me: “Hello, sir, was this the only copy you had for your business data?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Well, do you have any disgruntled employees that may have had access to your computer recently?”
Customer: “No, why?”
Me: “Well, sir, the hard drive has been hacked at with what looks like a flat-head screwdriver, severing a connection on the bottom. It appears very deliberate, and we won’t be able to retrieve your data.”
Customer: “Do you mean the battery?”
Me: “No, sir, the hard drive.”
Customer: “Oh. I thought that little round thing on the bottom of the hard drive was a battery. I was just trying to replace it. Well, I’ll just come in and pick that up.”
Customer: “Very good, sir.”
(Four minutes later, he calls back.)
Customer: “Just a quick thing: if my wife comes in and asks about it, could you leave that part out?”
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