Very Grim Job Prospects
RETAIL | RIGHT | OCTOBER 5, 2015
(I work retail and overhear a mother and child.)
Child: “Is that a scythe?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Child: “Mom, can I have it?”
Mother: “Why?”
Child: “So I can reap souls.”
Me: “Wait, what?”
Child: “I want to be the Grim Reaper by the time I’m 15, and then retire by the age of 30.”
Me: “She’s joking, right?”
Mother: “No…”
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