Literally Dog Eared
IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, PETS & ANIMALS, REFUND, RETAIL, USA | RIGHT | AUGUST 19, 2009
(A customer hands me really tattered and torn CD.)
Customer: “I’d like to exchange this CD for another copy. It doesn’t play.
Me: “What on earth have you done with it?”
Customer: “Well, since there obviously was something wrong with the CD, I gave it to my dog to play with. You’re just going to return it, right? So who cares about what condition it’s in?”
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