Magic-Touch-Phone
ELECTRONICS STORE | RIGHT | JULY 27, 2013
Customer: “I want to return this phone; it won’t turn on.”
(I turn on the phone, and it works perfectly.)
Me: “Hmm, seems to be turning on just fine.”
Customer: “I’ve been doing that all yesterday, and it didn’t work! You must have magic hands or something.”
Me: “That’s the only explanation I can think of. I should use my powers for good and go out and use my magic touch to heal things like leprosy.”
Lady: *in all seriousness* “Oh no, I don’t have that.”
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