In Real Hot Sauce Now
RESTAURANT | WORKING | AUGUST 24, 2014
(I stop by a popular sub shop before a meeting one night. All goes well until we get to the condiments. The girl helping me has been working here a while, so I know she’s familiar with how it all works.)
Worker: “And what else would you like on that?”
Me: “Ranch, please.”
Worker: *slowly reaches for the sriracha sauce, which is a hot sauce: very much the opposite of ranch*
Me: “No. The ranch, please.”
Worker: *looks at me and then keeps going for the sriracha*
Me: “I said ranch, please!”
Worker: *picks up the sriracha and looks at me again before covering the sub in sriracha sauce*
Me: “Uh, I said ranch several times.”
Worker: *looks down at the sub* “Oh… I don’t know why I did that.”
Me: “Me, neither.”
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