Very Closed Minded
ELECTRONICS STORE | RIGHT | JANUARY 21, 2015
(I’m the idiot customer this time around. I needed to get some supplies for my computer, and thought the local store was open until 10 pm. It’s currently 8:55 pm when I enter.)
Security: “Oh, we’re getting ready to close.”
Me: “Huh? It’s 8:55.”
Security: “We close at 9. Hope you’re quick!”
Me: *starting to dash* “Watch me.”
(I make a mad dash through the otherwise empty store as fast as I can go, grabbing my three items and running to the register. Timestamp on the receipt: 8:59pm.)
Cashier: “You used to work retail, huh?”
Me: “Yup, and I would’ve kicked my own a** if I took too long!”
(The staff laughed and gave a brief cheer as I, the last customer of the evening, was out the door at nine on the nose.)
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