No Reservations About Reservations
GERMANY, HAMBURG, RESTAURANT, TIME | RIGHT | MARCH 25, 2011
(The time is exactly 7:42 pm.)
Customer: “Hello. I’d like to make a reservation for two this evening, please.”
Me: “Absolutely. What time will you be back?”
Customer: “At a quarter to eight.”
(I wait to see if this is a joke.)
Me: “So, for right now?”
Customer: *completely deadpan* “Yes.”
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