Wiggled Out Of That One
RETAIL | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 1, 2014
(I am the stupid customer in this one. I have just bought a wig from a friend for a costume I am working on and am wearing it to break it in and get used to the feel. I am also wearing contacts, but keep my glasses in my pocket in case the contacts begin to irritate me. I go to a local corner store for a pack of cigarettes.)
Cashier: “May I see your ID?”
Me: (*gives ID*)
Cashier: “…um. Sir, this isn’t you.”
Me: “What do you mean it’s– Oh, s***. One moment.”
(I remove the wig and put on my glasses.)
Me: “Better?”
Cashier: (*confused*) “I, um… Sure, that’s a match.”
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