Moronnium Falcon
PENNSYLVANIA, PET STORE, PETS & ANIMALS, PHILADELPHIA, USA | RIGHT | MARCH 8, 2011
Customer: “I want to get a falcon. How would I do that?”
Me: “Well, falcons are wild animals and can be very dangerous. If you want to get into falconry, you have to do a lot of research. I’m pretty sure you’d need a license to own a bird like that.”
Customer: “Well, those are easy to get, right?”
Me: “Well, no.”
Customer: *points to parrot cage* “That’d be big enough for a falcon, right?”
Me: “No, you’d need something much bigger.”
Customer: “Oh, and I wouldn’t really need one of those gloves, right? I can just wear my sweater and the claws won’t go through.”
Me: “Certainly not! There’s a reason those gloves are made of thick leather! Without one, you’d be badly hurt!”
Customer: “Oh. Well, do you guys sell falcons here?”
Me: “No, we don’t. Why do you want a falcon, anyway?”
Customer: “I want to support my favorite football team! I figure having a pet falcon would be a great tribute!”
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