Doctor Sue
ENGLAND, GEEKS RULE, MANCHESTER, MOVIES & TV, PHONE, UK | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 26, 2010
(I am selling a replica phone box from the popular show ‘Doctor Who’ on an online auction site. In the show the phone box is actually a time machine/spaceship. I put my number on there so people can call me.)
Caller: “Hi, I was wondering about the replica phone box you are selling. Can it actually fly to other planets and go through time?”
Me: “Afraid not. It’s a replica… It’s fake.”
Caller: “Well, is it as big inside as in the show?”
Me: “No, that’s impossible to do. It’s a TV show so it’s not real.”
Caller: “What? You’re selling a replica? So, it can’t fly to other planets and through time?”
Me: “No one can make it like it is on the show. It’s impossible.”
Caller: “Excuses, excuses! You lying b****!. I’m going to report you and sue!” *click*
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