I Deign That Spain Stays Mainly In The Brain
FUNNY, GEOGRAPHY, OFFICE, STUPID, USA, WORDPLAY | RIGHT | JANUARY 1, 2010
Me: “Hello, may I help you?”
Customer: “Hello. You don’t sound American. Where are you from?”
Me: “Oh, I’m Spanish.”
Customer: “Oh, from Mexico.”
Me: “No, ma’am, I’m Spanish.”
Customer: “You’re from Puerto Rico?”
Me: “No, I’m Spanish. I’m from Spain.”
Customer: “Oh, do they still have that country?”
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Inex-spews-able Behavior
DEBT COLLECTION | RIGHT | OCTOBER 18, 2012
(A woman comes in and appears clean and normal. She hands my coworker a plastic bag.)
Customer: “Could you be a dear and throw this away? I hate having trash in my car.”
Coworker: “Sure…”
(As my coworker takes the bag, which isn’t sealed, stuff leaks all over her desk. She leans down to examine it, and it is vomit.)
Customer: “That is disgusting! You spilled my vomit all over your desk. I should have your boss fire you for making me feel sick all over again!” *storms off*
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