I Think I Struck Me Some Gold, Pa
RESTAURANT, STUPID, TIME, USA | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 16, 2009
(It is our restaurant’s policy to keep the front door unlocked after closing if there are still customers seated in the dining room. Unfortunately, this means people are free to wander in, even though we can’t serve them. One night, a teenage couple comes in after we are closed.)
Me: “I’m sorry, we’re closed.”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Me: “I can’t perform any more transactions; I don’t have a cash register anymore.”
Customer: “So, what, everything’s free?”
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