Make The Yule-tide Gay
RETAIL | RIGHT | DECEMBER 25, 2014
(I am browsing the Christmas cards. Next to me is a man also looking at the cards. He has two different ‘for my brother and his boyfriend at Christmas’ cards in his hand, deciding which one he wants. A woman walks past.)
Woman: “Disgusting! They shouldn’t sell such filthy cards in this shop!”
Man: “Um…”
Woman: “It’s a sin! Political correctness gone mad! They should NOT be promoting queers!”
Man: “Er…”
Woman: “What sort of thing does that say to my children?”
Man: “It would say that I would like to say ‘Merry Christmas’ to my brother and his wonderful boyfriend, whom the whole family adores, and it would teach them tolerance and understanding of others.”
Woman: “Well!” *storms off*
Man: *sweetly* “Merry Christmas!”
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