This Is How Musicals Are Born
HARDWARE STORE | RIGHT | MARCH 10, 2015
(My dad and I go to a hardware store needing eight bags for a gardening project.)
Employee
#1 : “Hi, can I help you?”
Dad: “Yeah, we need eight bags of mulch.”
Employee
#1 : “How many?”
Dad: “Eight bags.”
Employee
#1 : “Eight bags of mulch?”
Dad: “Eight bags of mulch.”
Employee
#1 *shouting to Employee
#2 * “Eight bags of mulch!”
Employee
#2 : “Eight bags of mulch!”
Me: “Eight bags of mulch!”
Customer Behind Me: “Eight bags of mulch!”
(I laugh pretty hard at that. Later on, I’m putting the eighth bag into the trunk.)
Dad: “Wait, why are you putting that bag in there?”
Me: “…Don’t we need eight bags?”
Dad: “Oh, right! Eight bags of mulch!”
Me: “Eight bags of mulch!”