Judge Me Not By The Color Of My Liquor
BAR | RIGHT | DECEMBER 16, 2011
Customer: “Could I have a vodka and lemonade, and a whisky and cola?
Me: “Yes, sir, coming right up!”
(I make the drinks and place them in front of him.)
Me: “Anything else?”
Customer: “No, thanks, but which one is which?”
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Needs To Switch To… Oh, Wait
BANK | WORKING | APRIL 14, 2013
(I’ve recently reorganized the cabinets in my floor’s coffee area and added big, obvious labels to help people find the kind they want.)
Coworker: “Hey, we’re out of decaf coffee. You really need to keep up with the ordering better.”
Me: “Really? That’s weird; we just got a big order in on Monday. Did you check in the cabinet labeled ‘DECAF COFFEE’?”
Coworker: “There aren’t any labels on those cabinets! You just don’t want to order my coffee!”
Me: “Shall we walk over there together?”
Coworker: “Yes! And you will see that there are no labels and no decaf coffee!”
(We walk to the other side of the floor. I place my finger on the large white label with the large black letters stating “DECAF COFFEE”, then open that cabinet to reveal five boxes of decaf coffee.)
Coworker: “Oh, THERE it is! You really shouldn’t hide things from us like that!”
Me: “I’ll keep that in mind. Enjoy your coffee…”
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