Carrot Top, Meet Carrot Bottom…
DOCTOR/PHYSICIAN, MEDICAL OFFICE, PATIENTS, RUDE & RISQUE, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY | MAY 18, 2018
(I’m a medical student. My neighbor who is a doctor tells me this story. She has a patient with something stuck.)
Neighbor: “So, you were cleaning the kitchen naked, tripped, and ended up with a carrot up your rectum?”
Patient: *red-faced* “Yes…”
Neighbor: “Honey, I’m a doctor. This is far from the weirdest case I’ve had. I also don’t have the right to comment on people and their experiments.”
Patient: “So, when will I get this out?”
Neighbor: “After the proctologist sees you.”
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