Rescue 911, Transylvania Edition
BIZARRE, CALL CENTER, EMERGENCY SERVICES, USA | RIGHT | APRIL 11, 2009
(Note: South County is a psychiatric institution.)
911: “911, what is your emergency?”
Caller: “Yeah, I’m sorry to bother you but I am checking into South County tomorrow. I’m afraid to go cause there is a guy who works there who wears a star and says he’s a vampire.”
911: “People are allowed to be vampires if they want to be, ma’am.”
Caller: “Oh yeah? What if he tried to bite me?”
911: “Did he try to bite you?”
Caller: “No.”
911: “Give us a call back if he tries to bite you.”
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