Third Time Is A Charmer
HOME | ROMANTIC | FEBRUARY 14, 2013
(Before Valentine’s Day, 2007…)
Me: *to my boyfriend* “Don’t get me anything for Valentine’s Day. It’s a waste of money and we can get chocolate for half off the next day.”
Boyfriend: “Okay.”
(Despite what I tell him, I still get flowers delivered to me on Valentine’s Day. I call and berate him.)
Boyfriend: “Well, sometimes girls say they don’t but really do!”
(Before Valentine’s Day, 2008…)
Me: *talking to my next boyfriend* “Don’t get me anything for Valentine’s Day. It’s a waste of money and we can get chocolate for half off the next day. I yelled at last year’s boyfriend for doing it.”
Boyfriend
#2 : “Okay.”
(I still get flowers delivered to me on Valentine’s Day. I call and berate him.)
Boyfriend
#2 : “Well, sometimes girls say they don’t but really do!”
(Before Valentine’s Day, 2009…)
Me: *to yet ANOTHER boyfriend* “Don’t get me anything for Valentine’s Day. It’s a waste of money and we can get chocolate for half off the next day. I yelled at the last two boyfriends for doing it. And it’s your birthday, so seriously. Just don’t.”
Boyfriend
#3 : “Okay.”
(He doesn’t get flowers for me on Valentine’s Day. I call and thank him.)
Me: “THANK YOU!”
Boyfriend
#3 : “Well, if you tell me not to do something, I won’t.”
(I’m marrying him this year!)