Freedom Fries Aren’t Free
CANADA, FAST FOOD, FUNNY, MONEY | RIGHT | MARCH 23, 2010
(A customer tries to pay with American money.)
Customer: “What do you mean you don’t take American currency? That’s ridiculous!”
Me: “Sorry, sir, but it’s a private business, not corporate, and the owner doesn’t accept foreign currency.”
Customer: “Foreign currency? Bah! We should have conquered you people a hundred years ago!”
Me: “Actually, sir, America invaded Canada a few times. However, they were defeated each time.”
Customer: “Yes, well that wouldn’t be the case today! Now give me some good old American fast food! You can’t take that away from me!”
Me: “Would you like French fries with that?”
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