The Forbidden Fruit
ICE CREAM SHOP, ONE-LINER, RUDE & RISQUE | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 9, 2009
(I’ve just finished putting a cherry on top of an older woman’s ice cream. It’s slowly starting to roll down the side.)
Me: “Oh, watch it! You’re about to lose your cherry!”
Customer: “Oh, dearie, I lost that a long time ago.”
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