You Better Belize It
PHARMACY | RIGHT | MARCH 19, 2012
(I live in Belize. A lot of tourists think they can get away with anything in my country. One day, a foreigner walks into the store.)
Customer: “Can I get some Diazepam?”
Me: “Do you have a prescription?”
Customer: *tries to look bewildered* “Do I need one?”
Me: “Yes, especially since it’s a controlled substance.”
Customer: “It is?” *scoffs* “Well I didn’t know that. Some Xanax, then.”
Me: “That is a controlled substance too. Valium, Xanax, alprazolam, lorazepam, diazepam…they’re all controlled.”
Customer: “Well, then!” *hurriedly walks out of the store*
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