Urine For A Shock
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JUNE 19, 2015
Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell drug tests?”
Me: “Yes! I’ll show you where they are.”
(I show him where the drug tests are, and he comes up to the pharmacy counter to pay for it.)
Customer: “Do you have a cup I could use?”
Me: “…Sure. Let me go get one.”
(I go grab one of the paper cups the pharmacy staff uses.)
Me: “Here you go!”
Customer: “Thanks! Where’s your bathroom?”
(I tell him where the restrooms out in the store are and he goes on his way. Several minutes later he walks back up to the counter and puts his cup on the counter.)
Customer: “So do I just stick the test in here?”
(I look in his cup. Yep. It’s full of pee.)
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Okay! Thanks!”
(Customer walked away. I frantically disinfected myself and the entire counter.)
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