Pest Control Out Of Control
PHARMACY | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 26, 2014
(I work at a local pharmacy.)
Customer: “I need to buy some Raid.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am, let’s go look at the display.”
(We walked to the display, and I began showing her various items.)
Me: “Here’s something for ants—”
Customer: “No, I don’t need that.”
Me: “Okay. Um, here’s something for roaches.”
Customer: “No, I don’t have roaches.”
Me: “Do you have hornets or wasps or something?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Ma’am, can you tell me a little more about what, exactly, you need the Raid for?”
Customer: “My son has lice.”
Me: “Oh! Oh, God. No, ma’am, you don’t want Raid. You want Rid. Please don’t spray Raid on your son’s head!”
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