Thirteen Bucks Can Buy A Lot Of Beans
EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, MONEY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | AUGUST 4, 2008
Customer: “I hear there’s this stuff you can put on your food that won’t give you gas.”
Me: “Oh, yeah… it’s called Beano. Put a couple of drops on your food and the enzymes in it prevent the food from giving you gas.”
Customer: “So, you have it?”
Me: “Yep. I’ll show you.”
(We walk over to the shelf where Beano is kept. I show him the little 3 or 4 oz. bottle; a little goes a long way with that stuff.)
Me: “This is it.”
Customer: “How much?”
Me: “$12.99.”
Customer: “For THAT little bottle? S***, I’ll just fart!”
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