Rectify The Situation
HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, UK, WORDPLAY | RIGHT | AUGUST 12, 2010
Customer: “Hi there, do you sell rectums?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “Rectums. I need a rectum. Do you sell them?”
Me: “Why do you need it?”
Customer: “I have some tablets here and it says ‘insert via rectum’ and as I don’t have one, I thought I better buy one.”
Me: “I think I better call the pharmacist in.”
(I called the pharmacist in who explained to the man exactly what a rectum is. He left, red-faced.)
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