Children Get Sick Periodically
FAMILY & KIDS, FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, NEW YORK, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PHARMACY, REVOLTING, USA | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 19, 2010
(A woman walks into the store with her young daughter. Her daughter looks feverish and is sniffling.)
Customer: “Oh, look, honey. They have candy bars. Go get yourself one while mommy shops for her things.”
(The little girl walks up to the counter and takes a candy bar.)
Me: “Are you feeling okay, little girl?”
Daughter: “My mommy says as long as she gets her tampons, I’ll feel better.”
(The girl suddenly vomits all over the candy bars and on the counter.)
Daughter: “QUICK, MOMMY! GET YOUR TAMPONS!”
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