Two Pillows On The Couch, Once Daily
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, EDITORS' CHOICE, FUNNY, PHARMACY, SPOUSES & PARTNERS | RIGHT | JANUARY 26, 2011
(I need to make a new profile for the customer’s wife on our computer system, so the customer calls his wife.)
Customer: *to wife* “Hello? What’s your card number? It’s for the prescription.”
(The customer relays the card number to me. I ask for her birthday.)
Customer: *to wife* “When’s your birthday? No, of course I remember. It’s December 7th!”
(I hear his wife cry out loudly over the phone.)
Customer: *to wife* “What? It’s September 22nd?!”
(The customer ends the conversation and hangs up the phone.)
Me: “Are you going to be all right when you go back?”
Customer: “You should warn me next time you have to ask for her birthday.”
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