Seriously Bad Hair Day
AUSTRALIA, MELBOURNE, PHARMACY, TIME, VICTORIA | RIGHT | MARCH 11, 2010
(It’s 10 pm. We are in the final motions of locking up: registers closed and lights off. I’m just locking the door.)
Customer: *runs up in a panic* “Oh, no! You are closed? It’s an emergency! I really need to buy one thing!”
Me: “Sorry, we’re closed. Maybe you could come back in the morning.”
Customer: “No! I can’t wait that long-this is an emergency! Please help me!”
Me: “Okay, I suppose I can help you quickly for an emergency. Do you need antibiotics or paracetamol or something?”
Customer: “I need a packet of hair pins!”
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