Their Blood Glucose Level Must Be A Bit Low…
PHARMACY, STUPID, TEXAS, USA | RIGHT | JANUARY 7, 2020
(I overhear this conversation between a customer and technician at the reception counter.)
Customer: “When do you do your blood glucose tests?”
Tech: “We do those on our ‘Second Saturday Screenings.’”
Customer: “So, when are those?”
Tech: “Our ‘Second Saturday Screenings’?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Tech: “They’re on the second Saturday.”
Customer: “So, they’re every other Saturday?”
Tech: “No, they’re on the second Saturday… of the month.”
Customer: “So, you already had one this month?”
(Today is the 17th.)
Tech: “Yes.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.” *walks off*
(A few seconds later, I noticed the tech with her head on the counter… probably silently weeping for humanity.)
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